I'm working my way down a pint glass of bloody mary that's relatively lighter on the vodka.

I'm now up to seven cans, and I think I ought to switch to water.

I'm feeling a wee bit lonely tonight.

I have decided to be irresponsible and get drunk tonight even though I do have to go to work in the morning.

This wine is really good, guys.

I've nommed 2 tacos and they are so tasty that I would like more, but otherwise I won't have breakfast in the morning and I should just drink more so I can sleep without dreams tonight and then maybe make some sweet potato fries for a real dinner.

I drank an entire liter of beer with dinner and I feel fantastic and loving of the whole world.

I'm going to finish drinking this bottle of wine and then I need to take a shower and eat some dinner and go to bed.

I had a wonderful shopping trip this evening with a friend and I've had half a bottle of wine and now I need to get to bed because I have to be up fairly early tomorrow to go to this awful brunch.

I'm really tired of listening to my coworkers talk about how drunk or hungover they are after a going-away party last night.